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> Bijli ane ki baat karte,
Ho Dil jalane ki baat karte ho,
Humne do din se muh nahi dhoya hai,
Aur tum nahane ki baat karte ho.

> Dil laga kar padhna thoda Muskura kar padhna,
Akele me nahi aye dost sabko suna kar padhna,
Yun to humne saf-saf likha hai har Lafz,
Par samajh me na aaye to CHASHMA chadha kar padhna.

> Hum bhi sunder phool hain tum bhi sunder phool ho,
Fark ek chhota sa hai....
Hum hindi ke phool hain, Tum Angregi ke phool ho.

> Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyon nahi,
Uth kar sabke saamne aate kyon nahi,
Scrap bhi tumhara badbu marta hai,
Thodi himmat karke nahate kyon nahi.

> Kyon Afsos karte ho bhai,
Hum milke zanzeer banayenge,
Tum Big B mai Pran banke,
Yaari hai imaan mera geet gayenge,
Muqaddar se jo na mili safalta to station me Khade ho kar,
Chai-Chai Chilaayenge.

> Mausam haseen hai mahul jabardast hai,
Apne-apne kaam me har ek Vyast hai,
Socha tha phone karun aur GooD Night wish karun,
Par is Root KI sabhi line vyast hai.

> Wo gori hai uski julf hai kali,
Wo pari hai ya pariyon ki rani,
Uski har baat hai Nirali,
Par kya karen wo ladki kisi aur ne pata li.

> Wo Madhosh aankhen
Wo Garm Sanse
Wo Kapkapaata Jism
Wo Thartharate Honth
Maine to pahle hi bola tha ki Maleriya hai

> Bhagwaan Krishana ne geeta me kaha hai ki, KALYUG me ek Karmyogi hoga
Jo SCRAP karta rahega, Aur Dusra PAPI sirf padh kar muskura dega.

> Wo taaza thanda pani, Wo khushbudaar sabun,
Bath room shampoo ki boltlon se saza hai,
Aapko kya maloom nahane me kitna maza hai.