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> India: India me Match khelne kab aa rahe ho?
Aus: No. never, Aapke Stadium me ghash achchhi nahi hai,
India: Khelne bulaya hai, Ghas khane nahi.

> Diniya Bahut jalim hai dost,
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Chhod yaar Button dabane se nahi badlegi.

> Aaj ka sawal....
Mohabbat ho jati hai ya karni padti hai,
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Simple yaar
Ladki khubsurat ho to ho jati hai aur Ameer ho to karni padti hai.

> Ek sardar ka redio kharab ho gaya tha.
Usne khol kar dekha to usme ek CHUHA mara tha.
Sardaar : Ye lo Singer to mar gaya ab gana kaun gayega.

> Son: Dad mai jawan kab hounga ki
mummy se bina puchhe ghar ke bahar ja sakun
Dad: Beta Itna Jawan to abhi mai bhi nahi hua hun.

> Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka name batao,
Jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo waha ja nahi sakta.
Student: LADIES TOILET.

> 1 bhoot ne dusre bhoot se kaha,
kitni ajeeb baat hai,
aadmi marne k baad
bhoot ban jata hai,
aur aurat chudail ki chudail hi rahti hai..

> Batao.....?
Hotho se jab hoth milte hain to kya hota hai..?
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Gandi Soch Ke Prani???

Humesha galat hi sochoge..
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Muh Band ho jata hai.

> Father to Son: Pados ki ladki ko dekh wo Exam me frist aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi dekhta rahata tha, tabhi to fail ho gaya.

> Dunia ke sabse mushkil kaam
Murde se Bhangda karwana,
Machchhar ke Langot banana,
Kidi ki Eye Bro banana,
Giraff ki Paint banana,
Aur aapse SMS Karwana.