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> Arz Kiya hai,
Lakhtiyaaere Tarannum se Tabassum ki rosni ko jala dena,
wah..... wah.... wah...
Jab iska matlab samajh me aa jaye to mujhe bhi samjha dena.

> Kya lekar aaye the aap kya lekar jaoge,
Kya lekar aaye the aap kya lekar jaoge,
Hume Scrap na karke kitni chillhar bachaoge.

> Khusnaseeb ho aap jo hum aapki Dosti ko itni shihadat se chahte hain,
Warna hum to wo sakhs hain jo khwaabon me bhi oppintment le kar aate hain.

> Moon ne band kar di lighting,
Sun ne suru ki shining,
Murge ne di warning ki ho gayi hai MORNING.
GOOD MORNING

> Don't take life too seriously & Always find time to laugh,
Warna
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Log bolnege "Ghor Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Aaj Kal Cartoon Bhi Nahi Haste".

> Suna hai Aapki ek Smile par log marte hain,
So keep Smiling and reduce the population.
JANHIT ME JARI
"Population control Board".

> Bande Soya Kyon Hai Uth Mandir Ja,
Bande Soya Kyon Hai Uth Mandir Ja,
Nange Pair Ja Aur Chappal Pahan Kar AA.

> Sms karnege hum bari-bari,
Hume lahgti hai ye rashm badi pyaari,
Ye sms Padhte hi ek sms bhej dena,
Hume pasand nahi sms ki Udhari.

> Hum Hum hain, Tum Tum ho,
Na Tum kam ho na Hum kam hain,
To fir kis baat ka Gum hai,
Msg Karte raho tabhi to lagega,
Ki Mobile Rakhne wale me Dam hai.

> Jalti ko aag kahte hai,
Bujhi ki rakh kahte hain,
Kobra ko naag kahte hain,
Gardan ko baag kahte hain,
Aur jo tumhare paas nahi hai,
Beta use DiMaG kahte hain.