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> Pyar to humko bhi karna aata tha,
Lekin baat khas hui nahi,
Tajmahal to humko bhi banwana tha,
Lekin afsos ki loan pass hui nahi.

> Pal pal ki dosti ka wada hai aapse,
Apnapan kuch itna jayada hai apse,
Na sochna ki bhul jayenge apko,
Jindagi bher satainge ye vaada hai aapse.

> Bikhre risto ko koi roop de do,
Khilte fhulon ko thodi dhoop de do,
Aapki yaad aai to sms kiya humne,
Aap bhi humari yaad aane ka sabut de do.

> Kitni siddat se book uthane ki koshish ki hai,
Ke har zarre ne mujhe sulane ki koshish ki hai,
Kahte hai jis cheptar ko dil se samajhne ki chahat karo,
To Sasri qaynat tumhe usme confuse karne me jut jati hai,
Aur agar aisa na hua to samjh lena ki,
Chapter Syllabus ke bahar hai mere dost.

> Hume to SMS ne luta,
Call me kaha dum tha,
Mera sms waha bhi pahuncha,
Jaha reply ke liye balance kam tha.

> All Happy Husbands behave like as
Amir Khan in Gajhni:
Biwi ki sunte hai, Samajhte hain,
Aur 15 min ke baad sab bhul jate hai.

> Mummy: uth ja Kambakht,
Dekh suraj kab ka nikal gaya hai,
Beta: to kya hua?
Wo Sota bhi to mujhse jaldi hai.

> Qayamat tak tujhe yaad Karenge,
Tere Har baat par aitbar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko nahi kahenge,
Par tere SMS ka Intzar karenge.

> Namaskar agar dharti par ho to Sms bhejo,
Asman me ho to Barish Bhejo.
Swarg me ho to apsara Bhejo,
Aur agar Narak me ho to Enjoy your self.

> Itna Khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna Qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se Jaan Lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhalaya hai ya bachpan se Kmaine ho.