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> Dosto ki kadar karte hain itni,
Aasma me roshni ho jitni,
Yakin na aye to call kar ke dekho,
Hum aapse baat karenge itni,
Aapke mobile me laxmi hogi jitni.

> Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye,
Na mujhe zamane se koi ass hai,
Jo apna samajh kar apni girlfriend se setting karwa de,
Mujhe us sache dost ki talash hai.

> Krishna ke kadmo pe badhte chalo,
Ab murli nahi to siti bajate chalo,
Radhika to ghar wale dila hi denge,
Magar tab tak gopiyan patate chalo.

> After a kiss the girl silently say to the Guy:
Kiss me once more & i'll your's forever.
The Guy: Thanks for the Warning.

> Dhoka mila jab pyar me,
Zindgi me udasi chha gayi,
Socha tha aag laga denge is MDGR me,
Tabhi colony me kambakht dusri aa gayi.

> God Ask me: Wht do you want?
1 Million Dollar or Gud Frnd?
I said: 1 Million Dollar.
Be prectical yar,
We r already good frnd:
Mil ke udayenge.

> Kabhi sapne choor ho jate hai,
Haalat se dost bhi door ho jate hai,
Par ye yaden har pal itna satati hai,
Ki Apko SMS karne par majboor ho jate hain.

> Khushi ka har pal ho tumhare liye,
Bharo ka gulista ho tumhare liye,
Kamyabi ki manzil ho tumhare liye,
Chalo ek pyari se smile do humare liye.

> Na jane kyon apno ne muh mod liya,
Kis tarah fir humse rishta tod liya,
Kya itna dil dukha diya maine aapka,
Jo dhire dhire aapne sms karna hi chhod diya.

> Kuchh Log haseen yadon ki tarah hote hai,
Jinhe yaad kar ke dil khush ho jata hai,
Aur Jinhe bhulana namumkin hai,
Aap unhi me se ek ka msg padh rahe hain.