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> Dua karo ki meri umar lambi ho,
Aur mujhe kuchh na ho.
kyon ki mujhe kuchh ho gaya,
To mere Kanjoos Doston ko SMS kaun karerga.

> Dil ki awaz koi pehchanta nahi,
Kisi ko kya dard hai koi janta nahi,
Hum bhi nahi chahte SMS se pareshan karna,
Par kya kare Dil Hai ki manta nahi.

> Zameen ke har zarre ko Aftaab kar denge,
Gulshan ke har phool ko gulab kar denge,
Har pal karoge intzar mere sms ka,
Apki aadat itni kharab kar denge.

> Padhai karo fail hone se mat daro,
Ladkiyan chhedo badnami se mt daro,
har ladki ko perpose karo inkar se na daro,
Kyon ki gita me likha hai,
"KARAM KARO FAL CHINTA MAT KARO.'

> Ek sachcha dost wahi hai
Jo aapka Pahla aansu pochh le,
Dusra aansu rok le,
Aur agar tisra aansu aaye to,
Jor se ek thappad mare aur kahe,
"LE AB KHUL KE RO LE".

> Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabon me sukh kisne pata hai,
Hum Coching jate the Ladkiya dekhne,
Aur sir kahte the dekho itni thand me bhi padhne aaya hai.

> Kabhi sardi kabhi garmi ye kudrat ke nazare hain,
Hum sms sirf unhe karte hain jo hume jaan se bhi pyare hain.

> Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajhkar,
Wo kha gaye kambakht biryani samajh kar,
Judai me unki hum aansu bahane lage,
Wo bhi zalim pee gaye nimbu pani samajh kar.

> Jise dil "Kalam" or Mohabbat ki "Ink" Kahte hain,
Jise Lamho ki "Book" aur yaadon ka "Cover" Kahte hain
Yahi wo sabject hai log jise "Love Story" kahte hain.

> Sote hue ko jagaye hum,
Aapi neende churaye hum,
Hum har waqt sms kar ke satayenge,
Ayega aapko gussa to bhi yaad aayenge hum.