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> 2 hinjde ek shadi ki badhai dene gaye,
Hye hye mai to 1100 lungi,
Dusri Mai to 2100 lungi,
Pichhe se sardar bola 2310 le lo
USME FM BHI HAI.

> 45 saal ka aadmi ladki dekhne gaya,
Ladki ki maa admi ko dekh ke behosh ho gayi,
Hosh aya to boli: 25 saal pahle ye mujhe bhi dekhne aya tha.

> Ladka Exam hall me pareshan tha,
Sir: Kya hua? Ques Paper kathin hai?
Boy: Nahi Sir! mai to ye soch raha hun
Is ques ka ans kis jeb me hain.

> Sardar AC lagwaya kisi ne puchha: Abhi to sardi hai?
Sardar: Oye maine ulta lagwaya hai,
Garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar.

> Boy: Tujhe rab dikhta hai yaara mai kya karun.
Girl: To Darshan le, Dakshina de, Aashirwad le aur Kat Le.

Pichhe aur bhi bhakt khade hain.

> Santa: Agar mai Nariyal Pedh me chadh jaun to
Engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi,
Banta: Fir hath chhod dena to Medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

> A Frog asked on astrologer: plz tell my furture,
Ast: A young smart girl will touch you.
Frog; Wow Great, When, Where?
Ast:Next Semester In Biology Lab.

> A black african girl gor a pair of wings from god,
She aksed Happily: Wow God! m I angel Now?
God: Nahi re pagli tu Chamgadad ban gayi hai.

> Santa to bill gates: Tussi bade pagal ho.
Bill Gates: How?
Santa: Surname gates rakha hai,
Aur Bisiness Windows ka karte ho.

> Bachcho ummed ki had kya hoti hai,
Students: Jab koi 99 sal ki budhiya
Mobile shop me ja kar bole"Ek life time sim dena".