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> Hight of lazy ness
Dad: Y did'nt attnd xam?
Son: Paper was tuff.
Dad: Without going how do u know.
Son: Paper wa leaked out last week.

> Patni: Mai gana gati hun to
Aap bahar kyon chale jate hain,
Pati: Taki mohalle wale ye na samjhe
Ki mai tumhara gala daba raha hun.

> Old man ladki se takraya:
Old Man: Sorry
Ladki: Stupid
Tabhi ek ladka usi ladki se takraya:
Ladka: sorry
Ladki: Its OK
Old Man: Meri Sorry ki Spelling galat thi kya?

> Why a Lacturer is greater as comparedto a mother?
B'coz a Mother can put only 1 child to sleep,
But a lacturer can put the whole class to sleep.

> Maa: Beta Kya kar rahe ho?
Beta: Padh raha hun..
Maa:Excelent! Kya padh rahe ho?
Beta: Ji! Girlfriend ke message.

> Mandir me pujari purush hi kyon hote hain?
Ans:
Taki bhakt sirf bhagwan par dhyan de sake.

> Math teacher to our brillient sardar:
How can you distribute 8 apple among 6 people equally?
Sardar: Juice bana ke de do na madam.

> Santa: Mai yaha nahi rahunga,
Mera paisa wapic karo,
Itna chhota kamra or 1 stool,
Tum mujhe janwar samajhte ho?
Waiter: Sir kamre me chahlie ye Lift hai.

> Principal round me jata hai to dekhta hai
Ek Teacher ladki ko kiss kar raha hai
Principal: what is this?
Teacher: Mar se samajhti nahi isliye pyar se samjha raha hun.

> Man at medical shop; I need Poison.
Shopkeepar: I cant Sell you that.
Man shows wifes Pic
SK: Oh! i didnt know you had a prescription.