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> KAHAN KOI KITAB AISI MILI JISPE DIL LUTA DETE....
HAR 1 NE DIMAG KHAYA KIS-2 KO NIPTA DETE...
AB SYLLABUS DEKHKAR SOCHTE HAI..KI
1 MAHINA AUR HOTA TO DUNIYA HILA DETE....

> Agar Question Paper kathin lage
Ya samajh me na aaye to
Ek gahri saans lo aur jor se chillao
"KAMINO FAIL HI KARNA HAI TO
EXAM KYON LETE HO"

> 33 no. ki kimat tum kya jano Topper ji,
Ek Teacher ka ashirwad hota hai 33 no. marks
Student ke sir ka Taaz hota hai 33 no. marks
Har Failuar ka khwab hota hai 33 no. marks.

> "Eight Secrets of Success": you can find in your room.
1. Roof Says- Aim High
2. Fan Says- Be cool
3. Clock Says- Every Minute is Preious
4. Mirror Says- Reflect Before you Act
5. Windows Says- See the world
6. Calander Says- Be up to Date
7. Door Says- Don't miss the Oppurtuniry
8. Bed Says- SAB BAKWAS HAI CHADAR TAAN SO JA.

> Hum Whishky nahi pite, hum Rum nahi pite,
Hum jaam ke naam par Gum nahi pite,
Agar mil jaye Yaaro ki Mahfil,
To khuda ki kasam fir kisi se Kam nahi pite.

> WO MAUT BHI BADI SUHANI HOGI,
JISME HUMARI DOSTI VEERANI HOGI,
WADA RAHA PAHLE HUM JAYENGE,
KYON KI AAPKE LIYE JANNAT BHI TO SAJANI HOGI.

> 21 Century:
Our Telephone: Cordless
Our cooking: Fatless
Our Dress: Topless
Our Youth: Jobless
Our Leader: Shamless
Our Govt: Hopeless
Our Job: Thankless
Our Police: Clueless
Our Polocies: Aimless
Our Lebour: Effortless:
Our Conduct: Worthless
Our relations: Meaningless
OurAttitude: Careless
Our Feelings: Heartless
Our Education: Valueless
Our Argument: Baseless
Our Future: Directionless
But Still Our Hopes are
ENDLESS

> Proove to 1=2
Let
x=y
2x-x=2y-y
2x-2y=x-y
2(x-y)=x-y
2=x-y/x-y
2=1
Prooved..
Maths ka itihs badal dala,
Bata dena Albert Einstein ko.
Uske Pra aa gaye hai.

> Girl: Kaun ho tum?
Boy: Hasrat tumhari.
Girl: Dekhte ho kya?
Boy: Surat tumhari.
Girl: Karte ho kya?
Boy: Pooja tumhari.
Girl: Kafir ho kya?
Boy: Aisa hi sahi.
Girl: Chahte ho kya?
Boy: Mohabbat tumhari.
Girl: Pachhtaoge.
Boy: Kismat humari.
Girl: Married hun.
Boy: Pahle bhok deti manhoos nari.

> The Life time of a boy to man.
I was Born, A woman was there 2 hold me
: My Mother.
I grew s a child A Girl Woman was there 2
Care for me & play with me
: My Sister
I went to school, A woman was there 2 help me learn
: My Teacher
I Became depressed whenever I lost,
A Woman was there 2 offer me a Shoulder
: My Girl Friend
I needed Company Complitabiltiy, Love & Support
A great Woman was there for me
: My Wife
I became Tough, A Woman was There 2 melt me:
: My Doughter
When I Die, A Woman is there 2 Absorb me in
: My Mother Land

If You are a Man, Value Every Woman.