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> Q.: Ladkiya kabhi khud pyar ka izhar pahle kyon nahi karti?
Intresting jawab:
Taki breakup karte time ye kah sake....
Tum mere pichhe pade the mai nahi...

> Haqiqat ssamjho ya fasana,
Apna samjho ya Begana,
Humara apka rishta hai purana,
Isliye farz hai batana,
Ki thand badh gayi hai
Please roz mat nahana.

> Zindgi me kabhi pyar mat karna,
Ho jaye toinkar mat karna,
Nibha sako to chalna us rah par,
Varna kisi masum munni ko badnam mat karna.

> Mehak munni ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
Pine se munni badnam nahi hoti,
Muchho ke sath ho agar kala chasma,
To Zindgi CHULBUL PANDAY se kam nahi hoti.

> Ghor Kalyug:
1 boy ne 1 ladki ko Bus stop par chheda,
Girl: Tere ghar me maa bahan nahi hai kya?
Boy: No.
Girl: To ghar le chal Stupid!
Yaha kyon time pass kar raha hai.

> One Day in a call: Santa ur son is Dead.
Hearing this bad news santa jump from 50th floor
35 floor he realize I dont have son,
20 floor I m not Married,
&
3rd floor: Shitt I am BANTA.

> Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi aayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kabul nahi aayega,
Makul ki fitrat hi to hai ye kafir,
Dimag chat jayega par ye sms samajh nahi aayega.

> Respect:
Hum sirf ye soch kar Paper khali chhod dete hain,
Ki kahin Teacher ye na soche,
"DEKHO AAJ KAL KE BACHE BADO KO JAWAB DETE HAIN"
SaNsKaR yOu KnOw.

> It is well known saying that-
"JO HASE, UNKE GHAR BASE"
But the question is?
"GHAR BASNE KE BAAD KITNE HASE"?

> Beijjiti ki hadd kya hoti hai??
Gf: I like "Teeth" Very much.
Bf (Smiled n said): Oh really.Why?
Gf: Coz "Yellow" is favrite color.