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> Hum apko khone khone n denge,
Apne se juda hone n denge,
Aaj hi bhijwa rahe hain 10000 machchar,
Jo raat bhar apko sone nahi denge.

> Height of double daring
Girl to mom: Mom! I have started loving a boy
Mom: What? how old is he? What does he do?
Girl: He is 3 month old , Hapily kicking in my stuomach. :)

> Santa Got one que: Proove sinX=6n
Santa canclled 'n' from both sides.
Then six=6 & wrote
Kuchh to standerd rakha karo IIT ke ques ka.

> Galilio used small lamp to study,
Graham bell used candle to study,
Shakspeare used street light to study,
Mujhe samajh me nahi aata
"Din me mye nikamme karte kya the."

> Dr. ki galti aur vakil ki galti me kya fark hai?
Dr. ki galati zame en ke 4 foot neeche gaad deti hai,
& Vakil ki galati 4 foot tang deti hai.

> Taj mahal kya chiz hai dost,
Hum tumhare usse badi imarat banwayege,
Shajahan ne to Mumtaz ko murda dafnaya tha,
SMS nahi aaye to hum tumhe zinda dafnayenge.

> Qualities a frnd must have:
Cute as Crocodile
Smart as donky
Active as turtle
Fit s Hippo
Nature as Monkey
No Doubts yar
U are perfect.

> Arz kiya hai........
Jis tarah 1 machchar marne se koi shikari nahi ban jata.
Wah Wah Wah.....
Thik usi tarah 2-3 SMS karne se aap bhikhri nahi ban jaoge.
Wah Wah Wah.....

> Aadmi 1 bache se- ek acha sa jhuth bolo..
Agar mujhe pasand aya to mai tumh 5/- dunga,
Bacha: Ye lo kar lo baat...
Abhi to 10/0 bol rahe the..

> Jab tak hum jiya karenge,
Aapko yad kiya karenge,
Agar hum mar bhi gaye to kya hua?,
Uper ja kar Yamraj ke mobile se SMS karnge.