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> Hum maut ko bhi jeena sikha denge,
Bujhi hai jo sama use bhi jala denge,
Kasam teri dosti ki aye dost,
Apne dosto ke liye uski Gf bhi pata lenge.

> Cedbary me Keede,
Doodh me milawat
Pani me virus,
Cold Drink me Kitnashak,
Saf bachi hai to sirf Daru,
Piyo sir utha ke, jiyo ladkhada ke.

> Govt kahti hai k "Ek ladki ne padhaikar li to
Ghar ke 4 logo ko sikshit banati hai"
Par ladki padhte time Clg ke 40 ladke fail ho jate hain uska kya.

> Apni pasand ka ek fruit select karo,
Apple
Lemon
Orange,
Graps
Mango
Pinapple
Banana
Chery
Aur kharid kar kha le
Mujhe aapke sehat ki bahut khayal hai.

> For all Cigaratte lovers:
Tere pyar me pagal sara jamana hai
Tere pyar me pagal sara jamana hai
Ek gold flake pila bhai paper dene jana hai.

> Wo bewafa hai to kya hua mat bura kaho usko,
Wo bewafa hai to kya hua mat bura kaho usko,
Tum kisi aur ko set karo DAFA karo usko.

> God male or female?
Male! How
Bcoz god likes
Pooja
Arti
Archna
Vandana
Bhakti
Aradhna
Jyoti
Upasna
etc... god tussi great ho.

> Alcohal Mantra:
Gurur 'RUM'ha
Gurur 'WHICKY'
Gurur 'VODKA'
'JIN'meshwara,
Gurur 'SCOTCH'a
Param 'BRANDI'
Tasmai sri 'BEER'ry Namah
Jai Shri Alcohal baba.

> Chinta: jab biwi pragnent ho,
Dar: Jab biwi pragnent ho,
Khauf: Jab dono pragnent ho,
Hadsa: pata chale ke dono ke jimmedar aap nahi hai.

> Bina makeup ke har ladki khas lagti hai,
Makeup kar le to bindas lagti hai,
Papa ke sath jaye to udas lagti hai,
Par jab akeli jaye to jhakas lagti hai.