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> The most dangerous alphabet?
"W"
Coz all worries starts with W
Who
Why
What
When
Which
Whom
Where
Worry
Wrose
Wrong
War
Wine
& Finaly
WIFE.

> Old Love Story:
Start from Eyes,
Grows with Gifts,
Ends with Tears,
Modern Love Story:
Starts from mobile,
Grows with SMS,
End with Sim change.

> Boy 2 Girl: Why do you luv a rose that dies in a day,
But dont luv me who dies for you everyday.
Girls Replied: Oye Hoye English.

> Aisa dost kahan milta hai,
Din rat jo aapko yaad karta hai,
Aapka reply aye na aye,
Lekin wo roz sms ki barsat karta hai.

> Humara paper tha hum udas ho gaye,
Humne puri sheet me aapki tasveer bana dali,
Aur hum paas ho gaye kaise?
Kyonki paper drawing ka tha aur cartoon banana tha.

> Jisko hasino ki gulami nahi ati,
Uske jeevan me koi kahani nahi aati,
Kar do ab aap bhi khul ke izhar pyar ka,
Samandar me su su karne se SUNAMI nahi aati.

> Humko yu pagal banana chhod do,
Bewajah har baat par satana chhod do,
Tumhari khushbu alag hi hoti hai humesa,
Ab to Vim bar se nahana chhod do.

> Jo pasand aai wo mili nahi,
jo mili wo jami nahi,
Jo jami uske msath maza nahi aaya,
Jiske sath maza aya wo humesa ke liye rahi nahi,
Naukri cheez hi aisi hai.

> Teacher: active se passive me change karo,
Bachche jab sunsan jagaho par chale jate hain to
Hadso ko janam deta hain.
Student:Sunsan jagaho par hue hadse bachcho ko janam dete hain.

> Devdas ki puri umar bit gayi 1 paro ko manane me,
Wah Wah
Devdas ki puri umar bit gayi 1 paro ko manane me,
Itne me to pura College pat aaj ke jamane me.