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> Ajnabi galiyon se gujra na karo,
Darde dil liya aur diya na karo,
Bachche ho abhi SMs ke khel me,
Badshaho se barabari kiya na karo.

> Bunk marte hain jo shaan se,
Cheating karte hai jo imaan se,
Farzi kaam karte hain dilo jaan se,
Dhanya ho har maa baap aisi Commerce ki aulad se.

> Wadion me chand sharmaya hai,
Fizaon me naya rang chaya hai,
Khamosh na raho ab to muskura do,
Apki muskurahat dekhne hi mera sms aaya hai.

> Prabhat Kaleen Sms Seva:::
Love v/s Daaru-
Love- pagal banata hai
Daaru- mood fresh karta hai
Love- me neend nahi aati hai
Daaru- pee ke neend achi aati hai
Love- me ek date ke 2000/-
Daaru- ek bottle ke 350/-
Love- sab ki suno
Daaru- pee ke sab ko sunao.
Faisla aapke hath hai.

> Dil agar CPU hota to sabhi yaado ko SAVE kar sakte,
Dimag me agar PRINTER hota to khayalo ka PRINT nikal dete,
Dadkan me agar PENDRIVE hoti to zindgi ka BACKUP le lete,
Man me agar BLUETOOTH hota to baaton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Kash Zindgi bhi ek Computer hoti to use bhi RESTART kar lete.

> Yaad aate hain wo suhane pal,
Jab tum aur hum sharart kiya karte the,
Hum Bandar ke liye roya karte the,
Aur tum apni Photo dikha kar mana liya karte the.

> Maine to bas itna ki kaha tha ki,
Tere Pyar me main Basro se pyasa hun Sanam,
Kambhakt ne
Muh me pipe Dal kar motar chala di.

> Loha Lohe ko katta hai,
Hira hire ko katta hai,
Aapko bhi ek din kutta katega,
Kyo ki
Kutta to kisi ko bhi kaat sakta hai.

> Drinking drinking lil beer,
How I wonder which bar i near,
Quarter Rate are up so high
Drinking a Peg with Chiken Fry.

> Nalayaki(Kamina) Thought
1. Early to bed & Early to rise
Maksu stupid gives you red eyes.
2. Practice makes a man perfect
But nobody's perfect so Y Practice.
3. We are here to help other,
Then what exactly r the other 4?
4. Money is not everything,
After all there mastercard & Visa...
5. Ur further dependson your dream
So Go To SLEEP.
6. Hard Work never killed any body,
But Y to take RISK.

Moral: Mast Raho Masti me, Aag Lage Basti me.