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> Hitlar raha nahi, Saddam ko fasi ho gayi,
Bin laden ka Thikana nahi, Veerappan mara gaya,
Aap bhi aaj kal dikhte nahi lagta hai SATYUG aane wala hai.

> Ishwar kare aapki khushiyan petrol/gas ke Bhav ki tarah badhe,
Gam Bipasha ke Kapdon ki tarah Kam hote-hote
Mallika ke kapdon ki tarah Khatam ho jayen.

> Humari achchhai ka kitna fayda uthate ho,
Ek SCRAP bhej kar 5-5 free me pate ho,
Humre dil me kitna julam dhate ho,
Humare msg ko Fwd kar ke Ladkiyon ko patate ho.

> Humari Zindigi me aap bahut khas hain,
Har apki duri ka ehsas hai,
Jab apka msg nahi aata to,
Lagta hai aaj humare mob. ka Upwas hai.

> Jahan ki gurbat me suku nahi aega,
gume tohin se kubul nahi aega,
Mukul ki fitrat hain aye Kafir,
Dimag chat jayege par ye SMS samajh nahi aayega.

> Humari achai ka kitna fayada uthate ho,
Ek msg bhej kar 5 free me pate ho,
Humare dil par kitna julam dhate ho,
Humare msg fwd kar ke ladkiyon ko patate ho.

> Bina Paon ke safar karna ye maza khwaab me dekha,
Lagate bal shyah ho jana ye maza Khijaab me dekha,
Paise dekar Jute khana ye maza SHARAAB me dekha.

> Teri dosti ke liye duniya chhod denge hum,
Teri taraf aaye har tufan ko mod denge hum,
Par yaad rakhna gar tune sath chhoda,
To teri haddiyan bhi tod denge hum.

> Kaun kahta hai ki,
BUJURGON ko pyaar karne ka huq nahi hota hai,
Yeh baat alag hai ki Un par kisi ko saq nahi hota.

> Mohabbat karo ibadat ke sath,
Pyar karo nazakat ke sath,
Dosti karo Insaniyat ke sath SCRAP padh lia?
Ab reply karo sarafat ke sath.