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> Lalu-Visdwano ne kaha hai ki,
'MURAKH KI BIWI BAHUT SUNDAR HOTI HAI'
Randi-Dhatt aapke pas to
humar tarif ke alawa kaunu kaam hi nahi hai.

> Alladin ka chirag mila,
Maine bola Jinn is sms padhne wale
Ki buddhi 10 guna kar de,
Jinn: Multiplication can't be applied on Zero.

> Teacher: Pyar or ishq me fark kya hai?
Student: Sir pyar wo jo aap apni beti se karte hain,
Aur Ishq wo hai jo mai aapki beti se karta hun.

> Boy: I Love You
Girl: Meri Sandle ka size maloom hai?
Boy: Oh ho prepose kiya nahi ki gift mangna suru.

> Santa sarab pite pite rone laga,
Banta : Kya hua.? Ro kyon raha hai?
Santa : Yaar jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye pi raha tha,
Uska naam yaad nahi aa raha hai.

> Sardar ko 2 corrore ki lottery lagi,
Lottry wala: AApko Tax kat ke 1.75 Corrore milega,
Sardar: Mujhe pure 2 carrore chahiye nahi to mere
100 Rs wapas karo.

> Ek ladki ne coin dal kar apna wight kiya,
58 kg, sandal utari 57 kg, Jacket utari 56 kg,
Jeanse utari 54 kg, bas coin khatam,
Bhikhari: Tu chalu rakh coin mai dalta hu.

> Teacher: Can u tell the name of 2 great Kings
Who have brought happiness & peace in 2 people's live,
Santa: Smo-King & Drin-King.

> Teacher: You call ue Mother as Mum
So waht will you call ur mother's
Younger Sis & Elder Sis.
Student: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum.

> Waqt Kimti tohfa hai,
Waqt ki qadar us admi se puchho,
Jo toilet ke bahar khada ho aur,
Andar wala bolta rahe,
BAS EK MIN.