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> Sardar Biwi ke office gaya to dekha,
Ki biwi Boss ke god me baithi hai
Sardar Gusse me PREETO-
Chal yaha se aisi jagah kaam nahi karna,
Jahan staff ke baithne ke liye Kursi bhi na ho.

> Boy: Mai tumhare Hatho ko kiss kar sakta hun?
Girl: Kyon Kutte, kamine, Nalayk
Mere Hontho me Zahar laga hai?

> Biwi neend me jor se chillai,
Jaldi utho, mera Pati aa gaya,
Santa utha khidki se kud gaya,
Fir use dhyan aaya mai to usi ka pati hun.

> Sardarni After Sex: Kaha tha na,
Condam ki jagah Rumal se mat karo,
Rumal andar rah gaya na,
Sardar: Oye All is well bol,
Munda pagdi pen ke hoga.

> Girls ki Uper ki sab chize B se suru hoti hai,
Blouse, Bra, Bikni, & Boobs
Aur niche ki P se,
Peticote, Panty, Pussy.
Ab samajh me aaya admi ko
BP ki Problem kyon hoti hai.

> Girl: xcuse me brother thats my seat,
Boy: Ok but i m not your brother,
My dad never touched your Mom.
Girl: Correct, but my father did..!!
Moral: Dont be over Smart.

> Patni: Dekho ji kaam karte waqt mujhe
kiss wiss mat kiya karo.
Tabhi kaamwali boli: Madam achi tarah se samjha do,
Mai to bol bol ke thak gayi hun.

> Banta: Log sex nahi kar pate kyon ki jagan nahi milti hai,
Santa: Ek bar mere sath bhi aisa hi hua tha.
Banta: fir?
Santa: fir ladki ne bataya ki jagah taango ke beech hoti hai.

> Mem sab Bathroom se naha ke nikli
To dekha naukar jhank raha tha,
Memsab: Kyon jhank raha tha.
Naukar: Apne hi to kaha tha
Mai nahane ja rahi hun tum DooDH dekhna.

> A Man was doing Push ups on the beach early Morning,
A drunk Sardar saw him, & started Laughing & said,
Sorry to tell you but the woman below you has left.