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> Dr.: Lo Nikal diya Kharab dant tha,
Magar tum chillati bahut ho, us din kya karogi,
Girl: Kis din?
Dr.: Jane do Msg padhne wala bahut kamina hai samajh gaya hoga.

> Extream Kamina bachcha:
Papa aapki Love Marrige hui hai,
Papa: han tujhe kaise pata?
Son: Kyon ki apki shadi aur meri DOB me 5 month ka diff hai.

> Teacher: Tumne Home work nahi kiya
Batao kya saza dun tumko,
Student: Wo ladki jo last banch par baithi hai
Wo bhi home work nahi kari hai uske sath
BATHROOM me band kar dijiye.

> Ladke wale: Ye kya badtmiji hai,
Aapki ladki ko sharam nahi aati,
Bra aur Panty me hi aa gayi?
Ladki wale: Aap hi ne to kaha tha ki
Ladki hume sirf 2 kapdo me chahiye.

> School me ek sir ko madam ka kiss lete student dekh liya,
Sir: Dekho bachcho kiss karne se Aids nahi failta,
Student: Acha ab ye dikhao sir aids kaise failta hai.

> Mallika ne Jadui chirag ghisa
Jinn nikla aur puchha: Kya hukum hai mere Aaka,
Mallika: Meri pyas bujhao,
Jinn: 7up se ya 7 Inch se.

> Ladke aur ladki me kya fark hai?
Chintu: Ladki ek saal me ek hi bache ki maa ban sakti hai.
But ladka ek saal me 100 bacho ka baap ban sakta hai.

> Cinema hall me bacha roya,
Piche se awaj ayi: Iske muh me 1 Chuchi Dal,
Bache ka baap: Kaun hai be?
Pichhe se fir awaz ayi: dusri iske muh me dal.

> Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: No, I m Lesbian.
Sardar: What's that?
Girl: I like to make relation with girls only.
Sardar: Maar Tali I am also Lesbian.

> 70 years old man 2 his wife:
Mai tumhare liye chand tare tod ke launga,
Wife: Daant se roti nahi tutti,
Pichhwade se akhrot todne ki baat kar rahe hain.