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> Jailer: Kal Subah tumhe 5 baze fasi di jayegi,
Billu: Ha... Ha.. Ha.
Jailer: Has kyon rahe ho,
Billu: Mai to uthta hi subah 9 baze hun.

> Wife Shopping se ayi Aur Husband ne darwaja khola,
Wife: Ye dabba utha lo.
Huband: Isme jarur mere khane ki chiz hogi,
Waife: Ha meri Sandle hai.

> Ek aadmi gaana gaa raha tha,
5-6 gane ga kar wo ulta ho kar gaana gaane laga,
Dusra sharabi yaar ulta ho kar kyon gane laga.
1st: Pahle A side thi ab B hai.

> Son: Papa agar aap ko pata chale ki
Mai First Division se pass hua hun to aapko kaisa lagega.
Papa: Mai to khushi se pagal ho jaunga,
Son: bas isi dar se mai fail ho gaya hu.

> Party me ek ladki Ladke se:
Kya aap meri ankho se ek chiz hata sakte hain?
Ladka khus ho kar: Kya?
Ladki: Apni kutte jaisi shakal.

> Son: Aap mujhe school kyon bhejti ho?
Ma: Insaan banne ke liye.
Son: Par madam to mujhe murga banati hai.

> Dr. Ghayal mareej se,
Jab car ek sardar chala raha tha
To tumhe sadak se door chalna chahiye tha.
Mreej: Kaisi sadak? Mai to apne aangan me baitha tha.

> Sindhi blade se apna hath kat raha tha,
Uski biwi boli: ye kya kar rahe ho?
Sindhi: Dettol gir gaya tha,
Socha kyon barbad karun to hath kat raha hun.

> Sardar Mobile recharge karwane gaya
Dukandar: Kitne ka karna hai?
Sardar: 10 ka kar do.
Dukandar: 7 ka talktime milega.
Sardar: ok 3 ka namkin pack kar dena.

> Shastro me likha hai:
Pati patni ek hi gadi ke 2 pahiye hai,
Agar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaye
To gadi nahi chal sakti.
Moral: Stepny rakho.