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> Suhagrat pe santa: Teri to bahut khuli aur faili faili si hai,
Patni: Mere baap ka ki Car, Cash,Jewelery AC sab wapis karo,
Santa: Sorry mera hi chhota hai.

> Santa bahut hi badsurat ladki ke sath sex kar raha tha,
Ladki Mere andar sabse khubsurt chiz kya hai?
Santa: Mera wala.

> Theater me RAJNEETI Movie chal rahi thi,
Ek ladki khadi ho kar boli,
Aaj Nari Khadi ho jaye to kya nahi kar sakti?
Pichhe se aawaz aayi: Susu.

> Mohabbat insaan ki jarurat hai,
Dilo pe mohabbat ki huqumat hai,
Teri dosti ki wjah se chup hun,
Warna teri GF ko bhi meri jarurat hai.

> Santa maine kal rat me ek ladki rap hone se bacha liya,
Banta: Wah! par kise?
Santa: Self Control yaar Self control.

> Santa: Tera bap Dr hai fir bhi tu bimar ho gaya.
Sharam ki baat hai,
Banta: Sharam ki baat to ye hai ki..
Tera baap condom bechta hai fir bhi tu paida ho gaya.

> Santa: Santa Ro Ro ke Bhagwan se bol raha tha,
He bhagwan mujhe ek bachche ka baap bana do.
Devdoot aa kar bola: Tu Sirf Ek baar Aage to daal mere baap.

> Log apne kapdo le styel me
Kitna paisa kharcha karte hain,
Jabki Zindgi ke sabse haseen lamhe,
Bina kapdo ke hi gujar jate hain.

> Asman me kaal ghata chhai hai,
Aaj fir gharwali se maar khai hai,
Dil to karta hai sudhar jaun, magar..
Aaj kaamwali fir bhig ke aayi hai.

> After Sex:
Call Girl: Paisa Nikal.
Girlfriend: Maza aa gaya.
Padosan: Fir Kab aaoge.
Wife: Ab 2-4 din mat bolna.
Kaamwali: Shahab ab to pagar badha do.