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> Puchha mujhse chand sitaron ne,
Tujhe bhula diya kya tere yaron ne,
Maine kaha Bhul to nahi sakte,
Bas laga honge kisi ko Patane me.

> Koi apko bewakuf kahe to
Aap dukhi mat hona, Afsos mat karna,
Rona bhi nahi darna bhi mat,
Himmat se chair pe baith ke sochna ki
'SAALE KO PATA KAISE CHALA.'

> Kya aap humari taraf se ane wale sms se paresha hai?
To uthaiye apna phone aur de mariye Deewar par,
Na rahega phone Na bajegi Tone.

> Ladka Deo Laga ke bas me chadha,
Ek Ladke ne Bola; Aaj kal Phynayal ka use jyada hone laga hai.
Ladka: Fir bhi MAKKHIYAN pichha nahi chhodti.

> Aap dur gaye intezar kiya,
Aap paas aaye pyar kiya,
Aap ruth gaye razi kiya,
Aap yaad aye miss kiya,
Jab miss kiya to sms kiya,
Ek baat batao sab humne kiya aapne kya kiya.

> 2 golden rules of life:
Rule 1: Ur friend is always right,
Rule 2: whenever u feel he is wrong;
Slap ur self & read Rule 1 again.

> Ek to aap Pyare bahut ho,
Agar baat kare koi aapse to itrate bahut ho,
Dil to karta hai na karun msg aapko,
Par suna hai aap Muskurate bahut ho.

> Meri hasi ka hisaab kaun karega?
Meri galati ko maaf kaun karega?
Aye khuda mere dost ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shadi me Daru pi ke,
Nagin wala dance kaun karega.

> Kisi ladki ko chhedo uska hath pakdo,
Agar wo thappad mare to kaho,
Tum pahle imtihan me pass ho gayi,
Mujhe aisi hi sarif ladki ki talash thi.

> Kaam ko kabhi kal par na taalo,
Wo pasrso bhi ho sakta hai,
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