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> Hum apko satate rahenge,
Marte dam tak msg karte rahenge,
Aur jis din msg nahi aya to samajh lena,
Agle din msg aa jayega, Kabhi to acha soc liya karo.

> Wo chham-chham karti aayi
Aur dam dam karte chali gayi,
Hum sindoor le kar khade rahe,
Wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi.

> Zindgi me Kamyabi ki manzil ke liye Khwab jaruri hai,
Aur Khaawb dekhne ke liye Neend
To Apni Manzil ki Pahli Seedhi chadho aur SO JAO GOOD NIGHT

> Lamho ke har pal me hume paoge,
Yadon ke Jharokhe se Muskuraoge,
Jab bhi karoge Hume bhulane ki koshish,
Kasam se usi waqt ek Thappad khaoge.

> Kash pyar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karne se Pahle Premium bharwaya jata,
Pyar me wafa mili to thik,
Warna Bewafao pe jo kharcha hota uska Claim mil jata.

> Log kahte hain ki Khuda ne aapko badi fursat se banaya hai
to kya galat kahte hain

Faltu ke kaam to Fursat me hi kiye jate hain na.

> Ummidon ki law dil me mat jalana,
Is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
Aaj bas mood me the to sms kar diya,
Roz sms ke intezar me Palke mat bichhana.

> Wo maza na Takht-e-Taz me hain, Na pure Duniya ke Raaz me,
Na gane me, Na bajane me, na KuBer ke Khazane me hain,
Jo maza aata hai Subah uth kar fir se so jane me hain.

> Har Insaan ki alag pehchan hoti hai,
Humare SMS ki alag shaan hoti hai,
Har kisi ko nahi karte hum sms,
Jisko karte hain unme humari jan hoti hai.

> Dhokha mila jab pyar me,
Zindgi me udasi chha gayi,
Socha tha chhod denge is duniya ko
Kambakht colony me dusri aa gayi.