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> Prayer of an Idel Son: Dear god tk away ak d gifts u gvn me,
I want nothing 4 my self, But plese bless my parents,
Wid a Very hot Daughter In Law.

> A girls wa Attempting suicide by hanging
A sardar saw it thru window,
Guess what he said???

Latakne se Highet nahi badhegi
Mummy ko bolo Complain Pilaye.

> 1 clg student's mom to Dad: Suno ji!
Ladka bahut paisa udane laga hai,
Kahi bhi chhupaun khoj leta hai,
Dad: Sale ki Books me chhupao,
Sal bhar tak nahi dhundh payega.

> Always love wife,
No life without wife,
Wife se pyar karo,
Wife ke sath wafadar aur imandar raho,
Ye mat socho ki Wife kiski hai.

> Wife aaj mere tan badan me aag laga do,
Husband ne petrol dal ke aag laga di,
Moral: please apni bhavnao ko
Saral shabdo me kahe.

> Ek sardar ko uski GF ne msg kiya: I Miss you
Sardar ne msg padha aur bahut sochne ke baad
Reply kiya: I Mr you.

> Pati: Hypnotize kya hai,
Biwi: Kisi ko control me kar ke,
Usse apni marzi ka kaam karwane ko kahte hain.
Pati: Jhuthi use to shadi kahte hai.

> 10+2 karne ke bad baap ne beti se: ab tum kya kaena chahti ho?
Ladki: BBA,
Papa: Ok par ye BBA kya hota hai?
Ladki: Boyfriend ki baho me aish karna.

> Boy: I Love you.
Girl: I dont.
Boy: I Love you.
Girl: I dont.
Witer: Bill alag alag lana.
Girl: I Love you,I Love you
Keh to rahi hun, tum bhi na
badi jaldi naaraz ho jate ho.

> 2 aur 2 kitne hote hain?
Reply of Students:
BA: 2
B.sc: 4(Fix rule)
B.com: 5 tabhi to movie bani thi,
Engg: Hone dki chhodo, ye batao lana kitna hai.