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> Khamosh raat ke pahlu me sitare na hote,
In surkh aankhon me nazare na hote,
Yakin maniye hum bhi na karte Tang aapko,
Agar aap humare liye itne pyare na hote.

> Ladke pagal ho jate hain pyar me,
Baki kasoor puri ho jati hai intezar me,
Magar ye ladkiya nahi samajhti,
Wo Gupchup khati firti hai baazar me.

> Phool khil kar aaj udas hai,
Samandar ko bhi aaj Pani ki pyas hai,
Ek baar pyaar se muskura do mere dost,
Ram Gopal Verma ko Nayi Bhool ki Talash hai.

> Koi aankho se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankho me mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai.

> Ladkiyon se pyar mat karna,
Kyon ki, Ye ati hai Heer ban ke,
Lagti hai Kheer ki tarah,
Chubhti hai Teer ki tarah,
Aur bhikh mangwati hai Fakeer ki tarah.

> Chhote log paise ki bat karte hain,
Bade log time ki baat karte hain,
Mahan log Baat hi nahi karte,
Wo sirf SMS karte hain.

> Kaun kiske liye hasta hai,
Kaun kiske liye rota hai,
Matlab ki duniya me kaun kisi ka hota hai,
Ab to sms bhi wahi karte hain,
Jiska SMS free hota hai.

> Universal msg 4 every girl:
Kisi bhi khoobsurat ladki ko dekh kar Jealous na ho,
Balki ye socho ki agar ye itni pyari hai to,
Iska bhai kitna pyara hoga.

> Yaad aapki na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,
Kanjoos aapke jaisa hum khone nahi denge,
Pyar se ek do sms karte rahna,
Nahi raat me tumhe hum sone nahi denge.

> Socha na tha aisi dosti hogi,
Manzilo k saath raahe bhi ek hongi,
Jannat ke galiyon ke khwab kyon dekhen hum,
Hum tum sath hain to NARAK me bhi Masti hogi.