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> 1 sindhi aur baniya ek hotel me mile
Aur char din baad dono mar gaye,
Kyon?
Kyon ki
Wo dono 4 din tak ek dusre k dekhte rahe
Ki khana kaun mangwayega.

> A small boy, his father and father's friend
went to a restaurent
Father: Waiter, 2 beer & 1 Ice-cream
Boy: Y daddy ur friend dont like beer?

> Love Marrieg ka matlab:
Apni Girl Friend ko apni wife banana,
Aur Arrange ka matlab
Socho
Socho
Kisi aur ki Girl Friend ko apni wife banana

> Diff between ignorance & Self control
When u see the mirror, U dont Laugh
Thats Ignorance,
When I look at you I also dont laugh,
Thats Self Control

> Cute Lie:
UKG on the phone:
"My son has got cold & wont br able to came school 2day
Teacher: Who's this?
Boy: This is my father speaking Mam.

> Delivery ke baad bache ki mutthi band thi,
Mithhi khol ke dekha to usme Ipill thi
Aur likha tha, Jako rakhe saiyan mar sake na koi.

> A boy eating chocolate
1 Aadmi: Itni chocolate khana achi baat nahi hai,
Boy: mere Dada ji 105 saal jiye the.
Admi: wo Chocolate khate the kya?
Boy: Nahi pne kaam se kaam rakhte the.

> Wife: Main Driver ko Naukri se nikal rahi hun,
Kyon ki mai aaj dusri baar marte marte bachi hun,
Husband: please use ek aur moauka de do.

> Wife: mai tumhari zindi ki kitab hun,
Hus: Yahi to prob hai diary hoti to
Har saal change kar leta.

> Doc: Tum roz subah mere clinic ke bahar khade ho kar
Ladies ko kyon dekhte ho,
Sardar: Aap hi ne to likha hai,
Mahilao ko dekhne ka time 9 se 12 hai.