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> Leady teacher:
Doodh nikalne ke baad bhais itni udas kyon hoti hai
Student: Madam aapko kaisa lagega ki
Koi 10 min tak aapke boobs dabaye
aur Bina Kiye chala jaye.

> Jungle me ek Ladki aur ladka 4 din se fase the
Ladki 4th day: tum mera Rap kar do.
Ladko: Kya? Kyon?
Ladki: 4 din se kuchh nahi khai hun Kuchh to andar jayega.

> Divorce ke baad Husband: Bachcha mera hai.
Wife: Wah ji wah
Bartan Mera, Doodh mera,
Thoda sa nimbu kya nichod diya
Poora Paneer tera.

> Ek bus me Antakshri khelne ke liye
Ladko aur ladkiyon ki team bani,
Girls: Hum tumko hara ke dikhayenge,
Boys: Hum har gaye chalo ab dikhao.

> Sardar looking at name plate of
Air hostess above her left breast "Tina"
He asked "Thats a cute name.."
Doosre wale ka name nahi rakha kya.

> Ladki aur Ladke ki ummidon me kitna farko hota hai,
Ladki apni sari ummeed ek hi ladke se rakhti hai,
Aur Ladke Sari ladkiyon se ek hi ummeed rakhte hai.

> Boy: Mai shadi nahi karunga.
Dad: Kyon
Boy: Kyon ki gaon wale meri mangetar ko taxi bulate hain,.
Dad: Are beta kar le, Chhota sa gaon hai kitna chali hogi.

> Ek ladki ke T-shirt ke right hand me C
Aur left hand par L likha tha,
1 ladka: iska kya matlab hua,
Ladki: Dhyan se dekh CooL likha hai

> Ladke ne raste me car rok kar ladki se puchha:
Kya tumhe lift chahiye?
Ladki: Mai 3 din se lift le rahi hun,
Aaj har hal me ghar jana hai.

> 1 Lady dentist k pas gayi,
Kamiz aur bra utar ke late gayi,
Doc gusse me: Mai Dentist hun,
Lady: Mai bhi dant nikalwane ayi hun,
Nipple me fasa hua hai.