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> Ek leady behosh ho gayi,
Doc; ye mar gyi hai.
Jab usko jalane lage to wo uth ke boli,
Mai zinda hun,
Hus: chupchap padi rah, tu jyada janti hai ya Doc.

> Teacher: wo kaun sa department hai,
jisme ladkiya kaam nahi kar sakti,
Student: Fire Brigade,
Teacher: Wo kyo?
Student: Girls ka kaam aag lagana hai, bujhana nahi.

> Sir: Kanjoos Kaun kehlata hai?
Student: 100 sms aane par bhi 1 reply bhi nahi karne wala,
Sir: Good! koi example.
Student: Sir Aapki beti.

> Santa: Yaar hum dono me kya rishta hai?
Banta: Jo besan or pakode ka hai,
Santa; Wo kaise?
Banta: kyonki Jab Besan SANTA hai
Tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai.

> Ek sharabi roj Shiv mandir me mattha tekta tha,
Ek din pujari ne Shiv ki jagah ganesh ki murti rakh di,
Sharabi aaya bola: chhotu papa ko bolna Uncle aye the.

> Ek sardar double decker bus me baitha tha,
Conductor ne use uper bhej diya,
Sardar bhagta hua niche wapas aaya or bola:
Abe marwayega kya? uper to Driver hi nahi hai.

> Gabbar: are o sambha ye kaun log hai
Jo sms ka jawab nahi dete re.
Sambha: ye wo log hain,
Jo miss karne ke bad bhi balance chaeck karte hai.

> Boy: whats your name?
Girl: Kyon bataun mai tumhe nahi janti.
Boy: Mat batao mai kaun sa tumhe apni ferari me baitha raha hun.
Girl: Anjali Sharma, B.com IIndyr, tution time 6-8.

> Ssanta sasural gaya uski saasu ma ne use 7 din tak
subah-sham palak ki sabji khilai,
8ve din ouchha kya khaoge?
Santa: Khet dikha do khud hi char aaunga.

> Sardar park me baitha tha.
Friend: kya kar raha hai?
Sardar: Badla le raha hun.
Friend: kaise?
Sardar: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kiya.
Ab mai waqt ko barbad kar raha hun.