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> Madam blouse me gulab lagakar class me aayi,
Madam: Gulab kya pita hai,
Student: Madam Doodh,
Madam: Nahi Paani
Student: Main nahi janta tha tana niche tak gaya hai.

> Child: Papa aunty ka pet kyon fula hai?
Father: Tujhe sab pata hai.
Child: Nahi pata! promise.
Father: Inke pet me pani bhara hai.
Child: Oh no! bachha to dub jayega.

> Bujurg: Beta kya kaam karte ho,
Santa: Ji samaj seva,
Bujurg: Matlab?
Santa: Gire hue ko uthata hun, Bichhde hue ko milata hu,
Bujurg: Kaise?
Santa: Ji Bra banata hun.

> Judge: jab tumhara rap 3 din pahle hua tha
to tumne 3 din baad FIR kyon likhwai?
Girl: Un logo ne jo cheque diya tha,
Wo bounce hua tab pata chala rap hua hai.

> Ek sardar Road pe Peshab kar raha tha,
Police piche se danda mar ke bola,
"Ye gair kanuni hai"
Sardar: Are ye kisi gair ka Nuni nahi hai mera apna nuni hai.

> Principal: Late kyon aye?
Boy: bike Kharab ho gayi thi,
Prin: Bus me nahi aa sakte the?
Boy: maine to kaha tha,
par aapki beti nakhre khatam ho tab na.

> 3 Sardar bike se ja rahe the,
Traffic wale ne roka aur bola:
Tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalan zurm hai?
Sardar: Pata hai tabhi to ek ko ghar chhodne ja rahe hain.

> Santa: Aaj mera pas paisa hai,
Business hai, Bangla hai tere pas kya hai?
Banta: Mera pas bhi paisa hai,
Business hai, Bangla hai.
Santa: To kamine humari ma kahan hai?

> Eclairs aur I-pill me kya fark hai?
Chhiti bachi eclairs kha ke masti karti hai.
Aur Badi bachi Masti kar ke I-pill khati hai.

> Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka?
Ab aisa ek aur sentence batao.
Stu: Sania ka bacha na India ka na Pakistan ka.