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> Santa ko electric chair me bitha kar maut ki saza sunai gayi
Jailer: Akhiri khwahis kya hai?
Santa: Mujhe dar lag raha hai mera hath pakad lo..

> India's 1st intelligent sardar:
Sardar; ye kela kitne ka diye?
Man: 1 Rs ka.
Sardar: 60p me doge?
Man: 60p me sirf chilka dunga.
Sardar: Le 40p sirf chhilka de de.

> Santa ne bus me ek ladki chhed diya.
Ladki: tumhare ghar me Maa bahan nahi hai kya?
Santa: Kya pata mai to subah se ghar se bahar hun.

> Sardar ne ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.
Aadmi: maine kya galati ki?
Sardar: Tum sale galati karo,uske liye hum intezar thodi karenge.

> Ek sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab ho gayi thi.
Jab hospital le gaye to dr. bola- In ka Test hoga.
Sardar bola: inki umar zayada he test nahi
One day ya 20-20 karwa lo.

> Bhikhari maine ek kitab likhi hai.
Paise kamane ke 100 taerike.
Press wala: to fir bhikh kyon maang rahe ho.
Bhikhari: ye sabse aasan tarika hai.

> Sardar ki maut pe sab sardar nach rahe the,
Ek ne puchha: Ye sab kyon naach rahe hain,
Sardar bole: Ye pahla sardar hai jo brain tumor se mara hai.

> 2 sardar bank lutne gaye par Gun bhul gaye,
Fir bhi bank loot kar le gaye kaise
Bank manager b sardar tha Bola:
Koi baat nahi I trust you gun kal la kar dikha dena.

> Girl sitting on a park bench
Funny Begger: Hi darling!!
She angrily: How dare u call me Darling?
Begger: then what r you doing in my bed?

> Sardar hotel me Khali katore me roti dubo kar kha raha tha.
Waiter: Sir Ye kaise kha rahe ho?
Sardar: Shut up Mai math ka teacher hun,Daal suppose ki hai.