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> 3 secrates of healthy & active lifes.
Remember:
# Ramdev in the Morning
# Somdev in the evening &
# Kamdev in the Night
Enjoy daily with these tridev.

> Girl Black boy se: tum itne kale kyon ho?
Boy: Mai Kala hun to tere baap ka kya jata hai?
Girl: Mere baap ka jata to tu bhi gora hota.

> A Sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said:
Mujhe underwear dikhao,
Banta sharmate hue; Aaj pahan kar nahi aaya.

> 5 Aadmi Kingfisher flight me ghuse
Aur sabhi airhostes ko Nude hone ke liye bolne lage.
1 girl asked: ye Hijack hai, Robbery hai?
Ya Mr. Valiya ki Routine visit?

> Sardar: Dad maine Biwi ko SMs kiya
Ki mai raat me aaunga,
Raat me ghar aaya to wo kisi aur ke sath thi,
Dad: Puttar dil chhota na kar sms nahi mila hoga.

> Beautiful teacher: sache dil se mangi chiz jarur milti hai,
Student: yadi aisa hota to
class ke 40 student aapka rap kar chuke hote.

> Sabji wala Shadi ke baad Suhagrat ko
Biwi ka peticote uper kar ke Pani chhidakne laga.
Biwi Boli; ye kya kar rahe ho?
Sabji wala: Maal taza kar raha hun.

> Shuhagrat ke bad subah Husband romantic andaz me:
Janu raat me kaisa laga?
Biwi sharmate hue: Aapne to college ki yaad taza kar di.

> Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata,
Husband: To ye teen bache internet se download kiye hain?
Wife: nahi ye to tumhare dost ki pen drive se liye hain.

> Girl: Dr. please mere Boyfriend ko andar bula lijiye.
Dr.: Dro mat, Mai sareef admi hun.
Girl: Nahi Dr. apki nurse bahar akeli hai
Aur mera BF bahut kamina hai.