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> Taj mahal ki imarat me Har aashiq ko,
Mohabbat ki mishal nazar aati hai,
Aap kis kis ke liye Tajmahal banwaoge,
Aapko to har ladki me Mumtaj nazar aati hai.

> Dil ko sabse jyada dard kab hota hai?

Jab aap mobile ko charge me laga kar jaye,
Aur 2 ghante baad wapas aa kar dekhe to
Switch Board par Button Off tha.

> Mohabbat karne walo ko inkar acha nahi lagta,
Duniya walo ko ye ikrar acha nahi lagta,
Jab tak ladka ladki bhag na jaye,
Inke Maa Baap ko pyar sacha nahi lagta.

> Kitna bebas hai insaan kismat ke aage,
Har sapna tut jata hai hakikat ke aage,
Jisne kabhi duniya ke samne jhukna nahi sekha,
Wo bhi jhukh jata hai apni Biwi ke aage.

> Puchha mujhse chand sitaron ne,
Tujhe bhula diya kya tere jigri yaaron ne,
Maine muskurate hue kahan bhul to nahi sakte,
Bas lage honge kisi ladki ko patane me.

> Har yug me aisa hota hai,
Har student Ishq me khota hai,
Padhai rah jati hai sirf dikhawe ki,
Aur Hal-e-Dil Marksheet par bayana hota hai.

> Husn agar bewafa na hota,
To ashiqon ka is duniya me naam na hota,
Kat gaye hain hath un mazdooron ke,
Warna Har nukkad me naya Taj Mahal hota.

> Kash ye fasle na hote,
Kash Ye duriyan na hoti,
Kas aap aur hum sath hote,
To,
To,
To mere sms ke paise bach jate.

> Dil diya tha jisko Diwani samajh kar,
Kha gayi dil ko biryani samajh kar,
Ek katra khoon bhi nahi chhoda us zalim ne,
Mera khoon bhi pi gayi NIMBU PANI samajh kar.

> Umar ki rah me rashte badal jate hain,
Waqt ki aandhi me insaan badal jate hain,
Sochte hain padh padh ke record tod denge,
Lekin book dekhte hi irade badal jaye hain.