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> Beta: Papa ye GF kya hoti hai?
Papa: Jab tum bade hokar ache ladke banoge,
To tumhe bhi ek milegi,
Beta: Agar acha nahi bana to?
Papa: To Bahut si milegi.

> 2 bacho ki maa tisri bae shadi kar rahi thi,
Fero Ke waqt Chhota bacha rone laga,
To Ma Boli: Chup ho ja warna agli bar nahi laungi.

> 2 pagal cricket dekh rahe the,
Tabi Afridi ne 6 mara,
1st: Wah Kya Gol mara hai,
2nd: Bewakuf Gol isme nahi Cricket me hota hai.

> Engg student to sweeper with lots of ego:
I have a degree.
I have respect in society.
I have friend circle.
What the hell do you have?
Sweeper: I have a JOB.

> Akbar and santa were best friends,
Santa went to masjid 1st time with Akbar,
Akbar : Allah hooo Akbar...
Santa : Allah hooo Santa.

> 1 Sardar kele ke chhilke se fisal kar gir gaya,
Aaage phir dusre chhilke se fisal k gir gaya,
Ab teesre chhilke ko dekh kar wo bola
Shhit... Ab fir girna padega.

> Santa: Yar aaj to 1 Rs. me 3 Amrood mil gaye,
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: 1 Rs. ka ek usne diya,
1 mai utha ke bhag gaya, aur 1 usne mujhe fek ke mara.

> Teacher to Raju- School kyon late aya?
Raju- Sir mai rat sapne me France gaya tha,
Teacher to Pappu- Tum kyon late aaye?
Pappu: Sir mai Raju ko Airport chhodne gaya tha.

> 1 bachcha bahut der se ro raha tha,
Ma ne puchha mele lal ko kyaa chahiye?
Toffee?
Biskit?
Milk?

Bachcha: Bas ek sanam chahiye
Ashiqi ke liye.

> Santa: Kitne % log sochte hain ki
Katrina ki shadi Salman se hogi?
Banta: 10%
Santa: Kyon?
Banta: Kyon ki 90% khud katrina se shadi karna chahte hain.