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> America me light jati hai to Power House phone karte hain,
Japan me light jati hai to fuse check karte hain,
Par India me light jati hai to Padosi ka ghar check karte hain.

> 1 insan ko life ma ky chahiye?
1 ladki jo pyar de,
1 ladki jo acha khana pakaye,
1 ek ladki jo use dil se chahe,
aur
Teeno kabhi ek dusre se na mile.

> Santa: kyon ro raha hai?
Banta: Meri murgi mar gayi,
Santa: Mera baap mara mai to nahi roya,
Banta: Abe tera baap ande deta tha kya?

> Santa ne ek admi ko tamacha mara,
Admi: Maine kya kiya?
Santa: Tum sale galati karo
Uske liye hum intezar thodi karenge.

> Master: 2 me 2 gaya kitna baacha?
Santa: Samajh me nahi aaya master g.
Master: Beta tumhare pas 2 roti hai,
Tumne 2no roti kha li to kya bacha?
Santa: Master ji sabji.

> Ek bar sita ji ne Ravan ke Garden me bahut shor machaya,
To Ravan ka Beta Meghnath aa kar bola:
Volume Kam kar Papa jag jayega.

> Pregnent Sardarni ne pet me I.S.I. mark laga rakha tha,
Doctor asked: Ye ISI mark kyon?
She replied I.S.I. means,
Sardarni: Inteligent Sardar Inside.

> Constable: sir humne Sharab se bhara Truck pakad liya hai.
Chulbul Panday: Usse kya hoga?
Ek truck Sode ka aur ek Nakeen ka bhi pakdo.

> Hotel me naya shadi suda jode ke liye Note likha tha-
Khidki par parde dal kar rakhe,
Aapka pyar andha ho sakta hai,
Humara Staff nahi.

> Wife: Dekho na wo admi mujhe ghoor kar dekh raha hai.
Husband: Don't worry darling, wo sala kabadi hai,
Raddi mal par nazar rakhna uski adat hai.