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> Bank lootne ke baaad daku clerk se:
"Tumne mujhe dekha?"
Clerk: 'Yes' Daku shoot him.
Fir Santa se: "Tumne?"
Santa: "Nahi! Par meri wife ne dekha hai.

> Teacher: Tum ro kyon rahe ho?
Ladka: Meri Mummy papa ko Kutta kahti hai,
Aur Papa mummy ko Billi.
Mujhe samajh me nahi aata mai Pilla hun ya Billa.

> Most innocent dhamki:
1 chor gahr se chri kar ke ja raha tha,
Tabhi bacha bola:
Mera school bag bhi le ja kamine
Nahi to mummy ko jaga dunga.

> Biwi mere khayal se humari beti ki kisi se setting ho gayi hai,
Pati: wo kaise?
Biwi: Kyon ki wo kafi dino se recharge ke paise nahi maang rahi hai.

> Tchr: "Mai teri Jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga?
Stdnt: Tu sali hath to laga ke dekh....
Fir batata hun tera future kya hoga?

> Santa to mehman: Thanda pioge ya garam?
Mehman: Dono hi le aao?
Santa: O bimla! 1 glass freezer vichon,
Te 1 glass geezer vichon pani le aa.

> A sardar kill dear & cook it,
He doesnt tell kids wat is it.
He gives a clue "Its wat ur mom calls me"
Son Scream: Koi mat khana, "Kutta hai".

> The quantom of ur problems is nothing
Compaired with your ability to solve them.
But by overstimating the problems
U underestimate urself.

> Santa apna sir pani me duba raha tha,
Biwi: Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Dimag nahi chalta hai
Sala! dekh raha hun kahin pancur to nahi hai.

> Ek din hanuman ji patang uda rahe the,
Uper se yamraj ne patang ki dori kat li.
Hanuman ji bole: Mangal bhavan amangal hari.
Niche aave tohe patak ke mari.