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> Beta: Papa ek sawal ka jawab do?
Mashal Mashal kar khada kiya
Thuk laga kar ghusa diya,
Papa: Sale Kamine Mar khayega?
Beta: Are papa SUI me DHAGA
Aap bhi na.

> 1 pati patni ko beta hua
Use jyotish ke pas le gaye,
Jyotish: ye jiska name pahle lega wo mar jayega,
1 din bacha bola 'PAPA'
Dusre din padosi mar gaya.

> 1st time sex karne ke bad ladki dar ke rone lagi.
Ladka: Kya hua?
Ladki: Jab andar gaya to
6 inch ka tha bahar 3 inch ka aaya.

> Grammer teacher:
"Pappu mera doodh nahi pita hai"
Is sentance me Pappu kya hai?
Student: Madam! Pappu chutiya hai
Aisa mauka har kisi ko nahi milta hai.

> A man & woman started sex in a dark forest,
After 15 min Man: "Agar torch hoti to maja aa jata",
Lady: Mujhe bhi, Kyonki 15 min se........
Tum ghas hi chat rahe ho.

> Dad: Beta Jaan kahan se nikalti hai?
Son: Khidki se.
Dad: Kaise?
Son: Kal aap raat ko ghar aaye to
Mom uncle ko kah rahi thi
Jaan khidki se niklo, Kamina aa gaya.

> New Couple Train se jate hue 5 km ki ssurang se guzre.
Pati: Agar pata hota Surang itni lambi hai to fayada utha leta,
Patni: Hye ram to kya wo aap nahi the?.

> Sardar to Doctor: Shaheb 3 wife baldi par baache nahi hote,
After long discussion, Doctor to Sardar:
Sardar ji aap wife na badlo, sirf Side badalo.

> Arz kiya hai...
Tumhari udti frok ko kabu me rakho,
Tumhari udti frok ko kabu me rakho,
Panty na pahno to koi baaat nahi,
Kam se kam ghas to saf rakho.

> Notice in a Library:
"STATUTORY WARNING"
"While reading sex knowladge books"
Please hold the book with both hands."