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> Police: Humne tumhe charo taraf se gher liya hai.
Chor: Chalo fir Garba khelte hai. Jai mata di.

> Teacher: y r u stressd?
Did you 4get ur roll no.
Pen? Calculater?
Student: Oye chup kar ja,
Itthe mai galat purchi le aya,
Aur tenu pen pencil di lagi hai.

> Papa : Ye kya tumhare maths me 1 marks?
Son: Jab irado me ho dam to hoslo me kyon nhi?
Papa: What?
Son: Sirf 2 zero ka fark hai papa aa jayenge.

> Laxmi ji ka ullu bola: Mata meri koi puja nahi karta hai.
Mata: Jao ab se Diwali se das din pahle
Har ullu ki puja hogi. Us din ka naam hoga
KARWACHAUTH.

> Father: Beti aaj tumne sirf ek ghanta baat ki,
Tumne to kabhi 4 ghante se kaam baat hi nahi kari.
Beti: Papa ye wrong no. tha.

> Style of breakup: Ladke n eapni GF ko rocket git kiya.
GF: Ye kya bakwas hai?
Ladka: Tujhe chand tare chahiye the na?
Is par baith aur nikal le.

> Ram lanka jeet kar ayodhya jane lage to,
Surpnakha boli: Prabhu mera kya hoga?
Ram: Kalyug me tu Raakhi Sawant ke naam se Raaj karegi,
Shadi teri fir bhi nahi hogi.

> Teacher: Galti hone par maafi mangne wale ko kyaa kahte hain.
Student: Samajhdar
Teacher: aur Galti na hone par bhi maafi mangne wale ko?
Student: Boy friend.

> Pappu rail ki patri meso raha tha,
Tappu: Train ayegi to mar jaoge,
Pappu Mere uper se jahaz guzar gaya
to kuchh nahi hua, Train kya cheez hai.

> Sir: Birbal kaun tha?
Boy pata nahi.
Sir: Padhai me dhyan do to pata chale.
Boy: Raj, Sonu, Bunty kaun hai?
Teacher: Pata nahi.
Boy: Beti pe dhyan do to pata chale.