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> Sardarni train me WT thi,
TC ne pakda aur
Bathroom me le ja kar uske sath sex kiya
Wapas aakar boli: He bhagwan
Agar aaj chut na hoti to izzat chali jati.

> Condom says to Whishper: Rascal
Every month you stop my business for 1 week.
Whisper: Basted, if you make a mistake 1 time,
I lose my business for 9 month.

> In TV ad Villan try to rape a girl,
But ladki ke salwar ka naada nahi khul raha tha,
Voice from back ground,
Aapki maa behan ki Ijjat ke rakhwale,
Pappu Nade wale.

> Teacher: Mai kisi par bhi nazar dal kar bata sakti hun
Ki wo mere bare me kya soch raha hai?
Student: Miss jab aapko pata chalta hoga,
To badi sharam aati hogi na.

> Boy: Lund mera khada hai dalu kaha ja ke,
Girl: Chut meri khuli hai Dalo idhar aa ke,
Girl: Dard mujhe ho raha hai batau kise ja ke,
Boy: Kaam mera ho gaya Maa chuda ja ke.

> 1 bar bache na baap se puchha:
"Papa machchr ke katne se maleriya hi hota hai
AiDs kyon nahi hota."
Baap: Beta machchr Dank marta hai Gaand nahi.

> Call girl ne apne dalal ke sath shadi kar li,
Kisi ne puchha: Apke husband kya karte hain,
Call Girl: Ji wo mere markating Director hai.

> Boy Friend: Ladko se jyada
Ladkiya sex kyon Enjoy karti hai?
Girl Friend: Kabhi kaan me ungli dal ke hilana,
Fir sochna kaan ko jyada maza aaya ya ungli ko.

> Boy: Meri jeans 2000 ki hai,
Mera T-shirt 3000 ka hai,
Mere Jute 1500 ke hai.
Girl: Bas kar Pahle chain band kar.
15 Rs. ki Phool wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

> Apni naraz GF ko manane k bad ladka bola,
Jan! Kaho to tumhare liye chand tare tod laun,
Ladki halki si muskurai aur boli.
Fir bakarchodi suru.