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> Santa: God Girl friend chahiye.
GoD: Muslim hoga to Katrina kaif dunga
Baniya hoga to Yana gupta dunga.
Panjabi hoga to Kareena kapoor dunga.
Bata tera naam kya hai.
Santa: Mohammad Santa singh Gupta.

> Teacher to santa: Ur son is a fool:
Maths -7
Eng - 6
Scie - 4
Sst - 8
Total - 25
Santa - Total me kamal hi kar diya.
Is subject ka to tution b nahi rakhi thi.

> Girl and boy were sitting alone in the garden.
GF: Kuchh aisa kaho ki meri dhadkan tez ho jaye.
BF: BHAAG TERA BAAP AA RAHA HAI.

> The smallesst leave application by a Boy,

Dear sir,
Jo karna hai kar lo
Mai kal nahi aaunga.

> 6 sardar & 1 bangali below helicopter on Rope.
Pilot: One must leave the rope bcoz of overload.
Bengali: Ok i'll Sacrifice.
All Sardar clapped.

> Santa ka baap mar gaya wo bahut roya,
Fir uski bahan ka phone aaya, wo fir jor se roya.
Banta: Ab kya hua?
Santa: Meri bahan ka baap bhi mar gaya hai.

> Class me 2 ladkiya, 1 Gori aur 1 kali..
Kali Gori se: Tum kaun si Cream lagati ho?
Gori: Fair & Lovely. aur tum?
Piche se awaz aayi: Cherry Blossem.

> Priest asks a very naughty 5 year lod boy:
Where is GOD?
Boy Screem & runs home & tell his 8 year old bro:
Dude, God is missing & they think we did it.

> Nurse come in doctor's room..
Doctor ask: Why is ur boobs out of shirt?
Nurse: Oh! these medical students....
Never keep things in place after use.

> Faqeer pahle aap 10 Rs dete the,
Fir 5 rs. ab 1 rs. kyo?
Aadmi: Pahle mai Kunwara tha,
Fir shadi hui, Ab bache hai.
Faqeer: Bahut ache, matlab mere paise se ayaashi.