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> Boy & girl alone in a car
Girl: Aaj mai tumhe wo jagah dikhaungi
Jaha mera Appendix ka Operation hua hai.
Boy Excirted: Dikhao
Girl: Ye dekho!!!!!! Agrawal Nursing Home.

> A boy used 2 keep his sperms in a bottle after shagging..!!
1 Day a girl asked him what is dis?
Boy: ye mere wo bachche hain jinhe
MAA KA PYAR NAHI MILA.

> Beta baap se: Aapki chain Khuli hai,
Baap: Sab ke samne chain nahi mekeup box bola karo.
Bacha: Acha papa apne mekeup box band kar lo,
Aapki Lipstick dikh rahi hai.

> Ladka kele ke chhilke se fisal kar niche gir gaya,
Use dekh kar ladkiya hasne lagi,
Ladka: Mai to ek bar fisla hun,
Tumhe to zindgi bhar kele par hi Fisalna hai.

> Ladki mandir me prasad lekar
Pandit ke pair chhu kar boli koi gyan ki baat batao,
Pandit: Beti "Bra pahna karo"
'Jhukti ho to dhyan aur gyan dono ki maa chud jati hai.

> Teacher: Kya chiz muh me nahi leni chahiye?
Student: Jalta hua Bulb.
T: Kyon?
S: kal rat me mummy papa se bol rahi thi.
Bulb bujha doge to muh me lungi.

> A marvari girl take a ipill by mistake...
She tell's this to her father,
Father: Stupid! Now get yourself fucked in 24 hours.
Else it will go waste.

> Patni: mai ye ghar chhod kar ja rahi hun,
Pati: jana hai to jaldi ja warna gaand mar dunga.
Patni: bas aapki yahi mithi mithi baate
To mujhe jane nahi deti.

> Boy: What is Penis?
Girl: Tool of Fuck.
Boy: What is Vagina?
Girl: Where penis puts in.
Boy: What is BOOBs?
Girl: Sala chodne aya hai ya,
KBC Khelne..??

> Ek Admi Hajam se:
Tune mere niche ke bal katne ke 25Rs. liye
aur meri biwi ke 75rs kyo?
Hajam apke pas pakadne ko Handle tha,
Bhabhi ke liye extra handle dalna pada.