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> 1985 ke guest aate hi,: Kya hal hai?
Papa thik hai? Bache kaise hain?
2010 guest ghar aate hi: Kya hal hai?
Chhoti pin wala charger hai kya?

> Girl: Sir all boys called me BUA ji.
Sir: Stand up who call her bua ji.
All boys stand up expect one.
Sir: Why r you not standing.
Boys: b'coz I am Fufa ji.

> Boy to Girl: Apni Body Dekho,
Jaise Haddiya hi Haddiya ho.
Girl: Isiliye itni der se soch rahi hun,
Mere pas Kutta kyon khada hai.

> The biggest Joke on Doctor's.
Dr. to Patients friends:
Agar 1 ghanta pahle ise le ate to hum ise bacha lete.
Frnds: Abe 15 minute pahle to accident hua hai.

> Banta ne Daru pike apne aapko aine me dekh aur bola,
Isko to maine kahin dekha hai,
O teri! yaad aaya, ye to wahi haramkhor hai
Jo shadi ke album me meri Biwi ke sath tha.

> Gf: Mai tumhare letters ke stamp ko kiss karti thi,
Kyon ki Unhe tumhare Hothon ne chhua hoga,
Bf: Par Mai to unhe apne kutte ki
Nak se gila kar ke chipkata tha.

> Santa ek ladki ke ghar rishta le kar gaya,
Ladke ke Maa Baap Bole: Humari beti abhi padh rahi hai,
Santa: Koi Baat nahi hum ek ghante baad aa jayenge.

> Ek gaav me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.
People: Bahut acha ho gaya.
Sardar: Han ji! Pahle dhoop me Tair ke par karte the.
Ab Chhav me Tair ke par karenge.

> Girl: Ladka kaisa hai?
Pandit: Ladka acha hai, Engineering kiya hai,
Dikhne me film ka hero lagta hai.
Girl: Kaun si film ka hero?
Pandit: Peepli Live.

> Ek Operation ke baad Pandit bola:
Doctor shahab kya ab mai rog se mukt hun?
'Beta Doctor to niche rah gaya mai to chitrgupt hun.