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> Bhagwan dwara swarg se sabhi ladies ke liye jaruri soochna,
Sex karte samay taang utha kar bole gaye
'OH GOD' 'OH GOD' ko
Bhagwan ki bhkti nahi mana jayega.

> Ek ladki sadak par akele ja rahi thi
Piche se 1 ladka aa kar pucha:
Ghar tak lift chahiye?
Girl: Bhag sale kutte kamine,
3 din se lift le rahi hun, aaj tk ghar nahi pahunchi.

> Define Breast?
B: Beautiful
R: Round Shaped
E: Equipment
A: Amazingly
S: Soft with
T: Tasty Milk
Peo Sir Utha ke
"Mahila Doodh Udyog"

> Girl goes to doctor with mom:
Girl: checkup karna hai,
Doctor: Kapde utar ke parde ke pichhe let jao.
Girl: Mera nahi mom ka.
Doctor: Oh! Mata ji jeebh nikaliye.

> Once one Boob Says to other:
Yaar Apun ka bhi kya life hai,
Saala Lafda niche wali gali me hota hai,
Aur pakade hum dono jate hain.

> Pati ; Mai tang aa gaya hun
Tum roz mera ghar
Meri Car, mera bacha
Mera Mera hi karti ho
Kabhi humara bhi kaha karo,
Ab almari me kya khoj rahi ho?
Patni: Humara BRA.

> Ek nangi ladki ne bar me peg ka order diya
Waiter Dekhta rah gaya.
Ladki: Kabhi nangi ladki nahi dekhi kya?
Waiter: Mai soch raha hun tu paise kahan se nikalegi.

> English class
Kid: Me sleep with dad last night.
Modam corrected: No beta!
I slept with dad last night.
Kid: Aap mere sone ke bad aayi hongi.

> Rat hogi to Condom bhi duhai dega,
Taango ke beech sara jahan dikhai dega,
Ye sex hai zara sambhal ke karna dost,
1 boond bhi gira to 9 mahine bad sunai dega.

> Barish me ladki ke gile nippals dekh kar:
Boy: AApki headlight on hai,
Girl: Bijali meri kharch ho rahi hai ya teri,
Boy: Magar Bijali ka khamba to mera khada ho raha hai.