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> Boy: Tudharti pwe chahe jana bhi rahegi,
Tujhe teri khusbu se pehchan lunga,
Girl: Maa kasam mujhe pahle hi shaq tha,
Tu kutta ka kutta hi rahega.

> Teacher: beta padh liye kar,
Teri umar me gandhi ji ne BA kar li thi.
Student: Sir g aap bhi kuchh sikh liya karo,
Aapki umar me to bhagat singh ne fansi laga li thi.

> Santa: yar banta, Sir ka msg aaya he,
Ki aaj Extra class hogi. kya karu?
Banta: "Msg sending Faild" likh ke bhej de.

> Ek marwari marte time bola: Meri Biwi kaha hai?
Biwi: Mai yaha hun.
Marwari: Mera Bata?
Beta: Ha papa.
M: Aur beti?
Beti: Hum sab yahi hai.
To Salo Dukan me kaun hai?

> Circuit: Bhai America ka president kahan rahta hai?
Munna: Dhobighat me.
Circuit: Bhai Dhobi ghat bole to?
Munna: English me usko Washing Ton bolte hai.

> All Ants participated in cycle Race,
Suddenly Elephent walked in the way,
1 ant suddenly put break & shouted
"Aye mote marna hai kya"Chal Hatt.

> A teacher told to all students in a class,
to write a essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writting except one.
Santa: He worte, 'Due to rain, NO MATCH.'

> Police: aapki 1st wife kaise mari?
Pati: Zehar kha kar.
Police: Use Goli Marni Padi.
Police: kyon?
Pati: Kyon ki wo zahar nahi kha rahi thi.

> Boy ask a girl: 'Vidai' ke time ladki kyon roti hai?
Girl: "Kamine" Agar tujhe pata chale ki,
Ghar se door le ja kar koi tujhse "Bartan Manjwayega"
To tu kya nachega?

> Wife: please Bike itni tez mat chalao,
Mujhe Dar lag raha hai.
Santa: Agar tujhe bbhi dar lag raha hai,
To tu bhi meri tarah aankhe band kar le.