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> Madam: Jisne 1 lesson yad kiya hai wo mere hath pe kiss kre
Aur jisne 2 lesson yad kiya hai wo mere gal par kiss kare,
1 baccha: mam! Bistar Bichha lo,
Mam: kyon?
Child: Mujhe puri kitab yad hai.

> Naukrani: Chillao nahi mem shab,
Kaam me nahi par bistar me mai aapse achi hun,
Malikin: ye tumse shahab ne bola kya?
Naukrani: Ji nahi Driver bol raha tha.

> 100 ladko se sawal kiya gaya ki
Bra aur Panty kaise achi lagti hai,
40 ladko ne kaha White,
55 ladko ne kaha Black,
5 Apan jaise intelligent ladko ne kaha,
UTRI HUI.

> Why girl are more Hot than boys,
Because Boys have 2 zero wat bulb
& one 40 wat tube light.
Where as girls have 2 500 watt bulbs
& One 3000 watt Oven.

> Ghalib on Seeing Pamela anderson:
Aankho me wahi jaam liye,
Hontho pe wahi muskaan liye,
Big Boss me aai ho Zalim,
Seene me Dairy form liye.

> Santa: Teri bhabhi ghar par nahi hai,
Warna tujhe chahi pilata,
Banta: Yaaar kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai,
Doodh market se bhi to aa sakta hai.

> 57 yr old leady to boy:
Kya hum maa beti ke sath sex karoge?
Boy: Ok (Ii bahane beti ki to milegi)
Old Leady: Maa Niche aa jao ye taiyar hai.

> Dr: Kya hua?
Girl: Susu ka rasta band ho gaya.
Dr: Kaise?
Girl: Galti se Maine Vaseline samajh kar CRACK KREAM laga li.

> Lady: Chut me Makkhi gayi hai,
Dr: Mai shahad laga kar Dalta hun to nikal jayegi,
Dr ne SEX suru kar diya.
Lday: Kya kar rahe ho?
Dr: Pan change Andar hi mar dalunga.

> Madam: Hand se 1 sentence banao.
Boy: 'My penis in ur hand...'
Madam: nalayak ye kya likh diya?
Boy: Sorry madam pen ke bad space dena bhul gaya.