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> Bf: kal tujhe kitna call kiye,
Lekin tune ek bhi phone nahi uthaya?
GF: Kyon uthaun? 30 Rs. de kar jo Gana lagaya hai.
Wo kya tera baap sunega?

> Santa: Kal meri shadi hai,
Aur ghar walo ne kam logo ko bulaya hai,
Banta: To isme kya problem hai?
Santa: Pata nahi papa mujhe le jayenge ya nahi.

> Hindi teacher asks: Kal kitne prakar ke hote hain?
Sadar: & Prakar ke hote hain
Local Call
STD Call
ISD Call
Missed Call
Received Call
Dialled Call
Sasariyakal

> Bap: Sarab, Cigarette aur ladkiya
Ye sab tumhari jaan ke dushman hai beta,
Beta: Jo shaks aapne dusmano se bhag jaye
Wo mard nahi hota papa.

> Ek admi Ladies ward me admit ho gaya.
Nurse: tumko sharam nahi aati?
Aadmi bola: Sharam kaisi ...!
Hum to paida hi Ladies ward me hue the.

> Sardar ne cooker liya aur agle din wapas karna aaya,
Dukandar: wapas kyon kar rahe ho.
Sardar: Ghar me 3 jawaan betiyan hai.
Aur ye sala Seeti marta hai.

> Aadmi Jyotsi se: Meri shadi kyon nahi ho rahi hai?
Jyotsi: Kyon ki aapki zindgi me sukh hi sukh likha hai.

> Ek ladka pee kar lauta,
Dad se bachne ke liye
Badi si book le kar Padhne laga,
Dad: Pi k aya hai?
Son : Nahi to.
Dad: Fir suitcase khol kar kya bak bak kar raha hai.

> Boy: Mummy hum sare patakhe isi dukan se lenge,
Mom: Beta! ye shop nahi Girl Hostal hai.
Boy: Par papa to kahte hain yaha ek se ek patakha hai.

> Crack: Oh! I went to theatre yesterday,
One man cut other man.
Jack: In which theatre?
Crack: Operation theatre.