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> Boy: I love you.
Girl: Sorry.. Mujhe dusra pasand hai
Uske pas BMW hai,
Boy: Are maine aaj 10 Kg pyaj kharide hai,
Girl: Oh.Sorry... I love u too...

> Dr.: Aapke Pati ko Aaram ki jarurat hai
Ye lo neend ki goliya,
Wife: Mai unhe roz kitni goliya dun,
Dr.: Inhe aap hi kha lena, unhe aram khud mil jayega.

> 1 boy touched hand of his GF & said-
You are so Hot Baby.
GF Slaps & say: Saale 103 Deg fever hai,
Aur tujhe ashiqi sujh rahi hai.

> Tacher: Jawani aur Budhape me fark batao,
Student: Jawani me mobile me haseno ke no. hote hain,
Aur Budhape me Hakimo ke no. hote hain.

> Wife: mujhe kisi mehangi jagah ghumane le chalo,
Husband: Chalo Taiyar ho jao,
Wife: Kahan ja rahe hain,
Husband: Petrol Pump.

> 1 sardar: maine ek bahut khas chiz notice ki hai,
2 sardar: Kya?
1 sardar: jab jab Railway Fatak band hota hai,
Tab-Tab Train jarur ati hai.

> 1 sardar maths ke paper me dance kar raha tha,,
Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar: yar mee dost ne kaha tha,
ki har step me marks milte hain.

> Punjab police ka bhi jawab nahi,
1 chor nadi me naha raha tha,
1 sardar police wala aaya aur bola
Oye bahar nikal kar kapde pahan,
Teri talashi leni hai.

> Boy: May I kiss you?
Girl: NO
Boy: May I kiss you?
Girl: NO
Boy: again May I kiss you?
Girl: Kutte kamine jabardasti nahi kar sakta hai kya?

> 2 dost salo bad mile
pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi thi,
Sonu: Teri biwi kaisi hai?
Monu: Swarg ki Apsara hai aur Teri?
Sonu: Meri to abhi zinda hai.