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> Badi bahan honeymoon pe gayi chhoti ne sms kiya:
Didi jo jeans di thi jarur pahanna.
Didi reply: Is haramkhor ne 4 din se chaddi nahi pahanne di
Tujhe jeans ki padi hai.

> Chukni chikni chut me lund fisal gaya
Gaur farmaiyega
Chukni chikni chut me lund fisal gaya
Dono goti pareshan hai ustad kidhar gaya.

> Apne pyar ko chupa na sake,
Deewane dil pe kabu pa na sake,
Aaj itne kareeb se gujri wo,
Fir bhi uske DUDU daba na sake.

> BF: will you kiss me?
GF: No. agar mai pragnent ho gyi to?
BF: Kiss se Pragnent?
GF: Actualy mai ek bar suru ho gyai to
kisi ke bap ke roke se nahi rukti.

> Santa biwi se: Preeto tumhare wo gol gol kaha hai
Jo ladkiyon ke hote hain?
Preeto: Tumne kabhi sidha letaya hoga to pata chalega na.

> Sardar ji ki shadi ke 3 bad uski patni usse boli:
Maine aapse shadi islie ki hai taki humare bachche ho.
Isliye nahi ki mujhe sandaas khul ke ho.

> Santa apne dost se: yaar aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui.
Meri nayi padosan ne mujhe nahate hue dekh liya.
Dost: To tu chahta kya hai?
Santa: Badla.

> Boy: Mummy aap blouse me paise kyon rakhte hain,
Mummy: Taki tere papa kp pata na chale,
Boy: bechare papa roz kamwali ke blouse me dhundhte rahte hain.

> Lady teacher: insaan ke virya ke khoon ki ek boond
Khoon ke 100 boond ke barabar hoti hai.
Student: To madam aap humara khoon kyo choosti ho?
Direct lund choos liya karo.

> Suhag rat ko Dulha Dulhan se:
Tum itni khoobsurat ho mai tumhe kkya kahun,
Bahar khada uska baap bola:
Beta ek bar Maa kah de baki mai dekh lunga.