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> Student: bada muskil hai teacher se pyar karna,
Friend: kyon?
Student: Love Letter bheja tha.
7 spelling mistake nikal di.

> Tees mar khan Flop, Dabang Hit,
Moral: Ladki jawan hone se kuchh nahi hota hai,
Bad Naam honi chahiye
Right Na?

> Aaj ka updesh:
Gf chahe kitni bhi chalu kyon na ho,
Kabhi usse Dosti mat todna,
Kyon ki pani chahe kitna bhi ganda kyon na ho,
Aag bujhane ke kaam to aa hi jata hai.

> A Boy got a job in girl hostel!
After a month warden called him and asked
Tum Salary lene kyon nahi aaye?
Boy: Kya Salary bhi milegi?

> Papa: Tum shadi kab karge?
Beta: Mai to shadi diwali me karunga.
Papa: Wo kyon?
Beta: Kya pata Diwali offer me 1 k sath 1 free mil jaye.

> Teacher: aap apne bachcho ko
kaun banega Carorpati mat dekhne do.
Dad: kyon?
Teacher: maine puchha papa ka name batao.
To bolte hain pahle 4 option do.

> Mareez naurse se: pani pilao.
nurse: Kya Pyaas lagi hai?
Mareez Gusse me: Nahi check karna hai!
Gala leak to nahi kar raha hai.

> Ek gunde ka beta Orel Exam me fail hua,
Ghar aa kar dad se bola: Baapu Un logo ne 3 ghanta apun se puchtach kiya,
Apun bhi teri aulaaad hai saala muh nahi khola.

> Golu in fire Brigade
Lady Called: mere ghar me aag lagi hai,
Golu: Pani Dalo.
Lady: Dala aag nahi bujhi.
Golu: Fir hum aa kar kya karenge hum bhi pani hi dalenge.

> Admi ne Mandir ke liye chanda manga,
Santa ne turant 10000 ka cheque de diya,
Admi: Is par sign to karo,
Santa: Oji nek kam me apna name jahir nahi karte.