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> Exam aur Sex ke bad girls kya sochti hai
01: Kitna lamba tha,
02: Kash thoda time aur mil jata,
03: Pahle kitna dar lag raha tha fir kitna easy gaya,
04: chalo ek se to nipte ab dusra hai.

> Lady: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha.
Saheli: Tera Pati namard hoga.
Lady: Pati gaya gaddhe me,
Pura mohalla to namard nahi ho sakta.

> Shakti kapoor was asked which is his fevirite Car?
Mercedes Car?
Lexus Car?
Or
BMW Car?
Shakti Kapoor Replied:
Aaaaooo My fvt car is
Balatkar.

> Tailor ladki ka naap lete hue: Koi Boy friend hai?
Girl: Han kyon?
Tailor: Usse Bolna Thode din left side me jyada dhyan de.
Fitting Sahi baithegi.... ( . ) (.)

> Jawani me sabki halat ek si hoti hai,
Pyar ka nasha hota hai,
Raat me aankhe khuli hoti hai,
Ladko ke hath me lulli aur
Ladkiyon ke hath me mulli hoti hai.

> Sabji wale ki shadi hui,
Suhag rat ko biwi ke uper pani chhidkne laga,
Biwi: Kya kar rahe ho?
Sabji wala: Maal Taza kar raha hun.

> Sasur andhere me bahu ke boobs dabane laga.
Bahu: Ye kya kar rahe ho?
Sasur: Maf karna bahu mujhe laga tumhari sas hai.
Bahu: aapko uble ande aur omlate me fark nahi pata.

> Teacher to Student: Agar Sincerely dekh jaye to,
Duniya me sabse muskil job kiski hai?
Student; Mam! Bluse film ki Shooting karne wale
CAMERA MAN KI.

> Girl: Agar mai car ke niche aa gayi to ek mahine no college,
Agar mai bus ke niche aa gayi to 2 mahine no college,
Boy: Tum ek bar mere niche aa jao
9 Mahine no College.

> Lady Secretary came angraily out of boss Cabin,
Frnd asked: What happen??
She replied; He asked r u free tonight?
I said: yes.
Rascal gave me 50 page to type.