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> Arz kiya hai:
Usne Hotho se chhu kar gulabi kar diya,
Humari to bat aur thi yaaro,
Kambhakt ne Machhliyon ko bhi sharabi kar diya.

> Santa Juice ka glass hath me le ke baitha tha
Banta aya aur fatak se Juice pi gaya,
Santa: Meri to saali Kismat hi kharab hai.
Beta Fail ho gaya,
Biwi Dost ke sath bhag gayi,
Nukrani aa nahi rahi,
Nal me Pani nahi,
Ghar me light nahi,
Ab juice me ZAHAR Dal kar pine ko rakha tha
Wo bhi Sala tu pi gaya.

> Hum kabhi padh na sake
Kyon ki padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai,
1- Shauk se
2- Dar se
Faaltu ke shauk hum palte nahi hai
Aur Aur Dar to kisi ke baap se bhi nahi.

> Mere pyar ko bewafai ka nam de gayi,
Mere dil ko yado ka paiam de gayi,
Maine kaha mere dil me dard hai,
Kamini jate jate JHANDU BALM de gyi.

> Barish hui to bhig gaye hum,
wah wah Barish hui to bhig gaye hum,
Fir kya Rajni kant ne fuk mari to sukh gaye hum.

> Khud ko karo Nalayak itna ki,
Koi bhi book padhne se pahle,
Uska har Panna tumse khud puchhe,
"Beta tabiyat to thik hai na? Aaj yad kaise aa gayi.

> Dr. ki shadi kuchh is tarah honi chaiye
Ki Doctor ki shadi lage..
Mehandi ki jagah betadin Solution istemal ho,
Baarat Ambulance me jaye,
Fere Hospital ke Ward me ho,
Tasviron ki Jagar X-Ray liya jaye,
Kya khoob ho ki Khane mi Vitamin B-Complax ki goliya di jaye,
Mehmano ko Water Cold Drink ki jagah glucose water ORS diya jaye,
Dulhan ke gale me Har ki jagah Stethoscope lagaya jaye,
Aur Dulhan Fero ke baad bole NEXT.

> Waqt me Dawai na karo to wo TB ban jati hai,
Waqt me Dawai na karo to wo TB ban jati hai,
Aur GF ko time pe na badlo to wo BW ban jati hai.

> Mila kar hath dosti ka wapas liya nahi jata,
Is nazuk rishte ko zakhm diya nahi jata,
Sach much bahut jalim hai ye duniya,
Sasta hai SMS fir bhi kiya nahi jata.

> Dar Dar bhatakte hain armaan ki tarah,
Har koi milta hai anjaan ki tarah,
Tum jaise dosto se call ki ummeed bhi kya rakhu,
Tum to SMS bhi karte ho Ehsaan ki tarah.