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> Pati suhag rat k bad Bv se: Rat ko maza aaya ya nahi?
BV: Aapko aaya ki nahi?
Pati: Bahut maza aaya.
BV: Apna record hai! aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka mauka nahi diya.

> Ladka Bank gaya Cashier ladki thi
Ladka: Madam Dalne me interest jyada hai ya Nikalne me?
Ladki: Dal kar jyada Samay rakhne me Interest jyada hai.

> Ek aadmi jor jor se chilla raha tha,
Jannat ka dhakkan 20 Rs me,
Jab logo ne pas me ja kar dekha to,
Wo panty bech raha tha.

> 1 Party ka chunav chinh tha CHARPAI,
Jab wo Vote mangne gaya to
Logo ne use khub pita, Kyon ki wo
Ek Lady se bola, "Bhabhi ji Charpai par hi dena."

> Baba Ramdev ne mallika ko Cycle pe bithaya,
Mallika: Baba! mujhe dekh kar aapka khada nhi hota?
Baba: Pagli ye Ladies Cycle hai, Pata hai tu kis par baithi hai.

> Sardar ek mele me gaya, Waha do jagah line lagi hui thi,
Dekhne ke 20/-, aur karne ke 10/-
Wo karne wali line me chala gaya, use chodne ke liye Bakri di gyi,
Sardar ne bakri ko choda.
Dusre din wo dekhne wali line me laga, aage wale se puachha,
Yaha dikhate kya hai?
Aadmi bola: aaj to pata nahi, Kal ek Sardar ko bakri chodte dikhaya tha.

> Sardar to Sali: Teri didi busy hai, Dimply ko doodh tu pila de,
Sali: Mujhe doodh nahi aata hai,
Sardar: Kamal hai display to bahut bada hai aur Stock kuchh nahi.

> Class me baithi ladki ki bra ka huk TAK ki Awaz ke sath tut gaya,
Teacher: Kya hua?
Student: Pinjre se DO Pankchi aazad ho gaye.

> Boy: Mujhse shadi kar lo mera bahut lamba hai,
Girl: Kya? Boy: Anubhav.
Girl: Thik hai to mera bhi bahut gahra hai.
Boy: Kya? Girl: Aatmviswas.

> Santa: aaj rat maine ghar me gruop sex arrange kya hai, Tu bhi aaja.
Banta are wah maza aayega, Kitne log honge.
Santa: Bas 4 log, Mai mera dost, tu aur teri Biwi.